DRESS

THE WAY WE DRESS In my case , I care the least for dress . Before marriage , I had only minimum pair of shirts and pants. Before I left Keralam , I had shirts and lungi , no foot ware. I used to shave my head or grow a beard. At Kota, while working in Railway Divisional Audit Office , I had long hair and beard. One fine morning , I removed both. A visitor from the Accounts asked :”Where is the man with beard? Has he been transferred?” We have to dress according to the occasion . A lady wears minimum cloths in a swimming pool. Can you imagine her travelling in a bus or train in this dress? The Jain Munis go about naked ; no one will object. Even their deity is naked. Do you dare to be seen naked? A newly married couple got a present from a friend. The packet had a message: wear this and your husband will be thrilled! In the bed room they opened it . There was nothing in the packet(got it?) Dress has to conform t the season. Warm cloths will suffocate you in summer. We have to dress like others, when we g to a foreign country (jaisa desh , aisa vesh) If I design a shirt for myself , it will have several pockets ; one for thousand rupee notes, one for hundreds , one for tens, then one for the mobile phone!